Daily Deals in San Antonio

81% Off Spa Package

A beautiful face can command the attention of a room, much like the announcement that you have declared yourself room commander. Get noticed with this Groupon.

The Deal

for a spa package (0 total value)

  • 50-minute inch-loss body wrap (5 value)
  • 50-minute hot-stone massage (0 value)
  • 50-minute Sweet Red Rose oxygen facial with three-step Kiss and Tell lip treatment (5 value)

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Bella Luna Faux-Silk Foam-Back Blackout Curtains

Bella Luna Faux-Silk Foam-Back Blackout Curtain Panels

Not only do these curtains’ silky sheen add a dash of style to otherwise bare windows, they are also functional. The foam backing reduces street noise and blocks out 98% of light streaming in from windows to keep rooms pleasantly dark for sleeping during the day or beneath a flashing neon sign.

  • Faux-silk curtain panels
  • Foam backing
  • Blocks out 98% of light
  • Saves up to 30% on heating and cooling costs
  • Helps reduce outside noise
  • Dimensions (each panel): 38” (W) x 84” (L)

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39% Off Tandem Skydiving

People love an adrenaline rush, which is why we play extreme sports and go bulk shopping. Go big with this Groupon.

The Deal

Skydivers undergo a 20-30 minute training session with an experienced instructor, who guides them through the jumping and landing process. Once in the air, skydivers (who are harnessed to their instructors) leap from up to 14,500 feet for up to 50 seconds of free-fall.

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Up to 91% Off Laser Body Contouring

Studies show that a high percentage of Americans consider themselves overweight, and an even higher percentage believe they are being chased by an abominable snowman. Alter self-perceptions with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • for one lipo light treatment on a 17″x17″ areas with VibraTrim whole-body vibration (a 5 value)
  • 9 for one lipo light treatment on three 17″x17″ areas with VibraTrim whole-body vibration (a ,185 value)
  • 9 for one lipo light treatment on six 17″x17″ areas with VibraTrim whole-body vibration (a ,730 value)

A low-level cool-laser device is passed over problem areas so that the laser light can reach down to the fat cells and disrupt their membranes. This causes them to release their fatty contents, which will be flushed out of the body or reabsorbed and used for energy with the help of the VibraTrim machine. The treatments require no downtime. Also included with each option is one body-composition analysis to determine such factors as body-fat percentage and hydration levels.

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Up to 63% Off Kids’ Sports and Martial Arts Camp

Martial artists typically only fight when they’re struck first, and even then they hold off if the attack came from an endangered bird. Hone your fight-or-flight response with this Groupon.

Choose from Four Options

  • for one week of half-day summer sports camp (0 value)
  • for two weeks of half-day summer sports camp (0 value)
  • for one week of full-day summer sports camp (0 value)
  • for two weeks of full-day summer sports camp (0 value)

Half-day camps last from either 7 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. or 12:30 p.m. to 6 p.m, whereas full-day camps run from 7 a.m. to 6 p.m. The camp takes place from June 6th to August 22nd, and it’s open to kids age 5–12.

Each camper receives martial arts lessons from a certified instructor, who teaches both physical technique as well as self-discipline and integrity. The rest of the time, campers play indoor and outdoor sports including kickball, soccer, dodgeball, basketball, and even football on the field behind the academy.

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Up to 90% Off Yoga and Zumba Classes at Bella Women’s Fitness

Working out with professional gym equipment is preferable to improvised workouts, such as coffee-table parkour and trying to lift one of everything at Costco. Bulk up with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • for 10 yoga classes (0 value)
  • for 10 Zumba classes (0 value)
  • for 10 yoga and 10 Zumba classes (0 value)

See the class schedule.

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38% Off Boutique Apparel at Bless Your Heart

Clothes make the man or make a stack of dogs appear to be the man. Embrace man’s best trends with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • for worth of boutique apparel and gifts, valid at the New Braunfels location
  • for worth of boutique apparel and gifts, valid at the Nacogdoches Road location

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Up to 97% Off Bowling at Oak Hills Lanes

Bowling is a model for interpersonal relationships—the ball is your scream and the pins are other people’s opinions. Make a striking statement with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • for summer season pass, granting one hour of bowling each day for up to five bowlers (,020 value)
  • for three games and shoe rental for one ( value)

The summer season pass is valid until September 15 and includes a discount on shoe rental. Reservations are not accepted.

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Up to 76% Off Vein-Removal Treatments 

Mathematicians have worked to find a formula for beauty, but the best they have done is make a scatterplot that looks like Snow White. Be the fairest one of all with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • for two 15-minute laser vein-removal treatments or one 45-minute sclerotherapy treatment for either the face or legs (up to a 0 value)
  • 9 for four 15-minute laser vein-removal treatments or two 45-minute sclerotherapy treatments for either the face or legs (up to an 0 value)

Technicians erase unwanted surface veins on the face or legs with a Cutera Xeo laser. The system sends heat under the skin to painlessly destroy useless spider veins while keeping the epidermis cool and comfortable. In time, the body reabsorbs the vessels and skin appears clear. Alternatively, Asclera scerotherapy uses injections to eradicate medium-size spider and varicose veins, typically in the legs. The sclerosing agent causes localized clotting, transforming veins into scar tissue so that they reduce in appearance.

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60% Off Robotics Camp at Robots-4-U

Summer camps are the best way to give kids a taste of freedom without having them lick the Liberty Bell. Ring in summertime with this Groupon.

The Deal

  • 9 for a five-day robotics summer camp (9.95 value)

Robotics camps teach girls and boys aged 7–14 the fundamentals of science, technology, engineering, and mathematics through the creation of a robot. Robot kits are supplied, but campers should bring their own lunches and drinks. Workshops take place from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Monday through Friday. Click here for a list of camp dates.

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Up to 80% Off at Hampton Bodywerks Massage Spa

Everybody unwinds from a stressful day differently—some people get a massage, whereas others watch flames engulf a big pile of tires. Let tension melt away with this Groupon.

Choose from Four Options

  • for a 60-minute hot Thai herbal-ball massage or hot Himalayan salt-stone massage, both with aromatherapy (up to a 0 value)
  • for a 90-minute hot Thai herbal-ball massage or hot Himalayan salt-stone massage, both with aromatherapy (up to a 5 value)
  • for a 90-minute couples massage with aromatherapy (a 5 value)
  • for a 60-minute Jamu or Easlen massage with aromatherapy

Click here for a description of each massage service.

Hampton Bodywerks Massage Spa Establishment License #: ME2666

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Half Off at Myron’s Prime Steakhouse

Eating a hearty steak makes you feel like a king, much like wearing a crown or banishing the dog to a small island in the South Atlantic. Rule with a silver fork with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • for worth of dinner for two
  • for 0 worth of dinner for four
  • See the full menu

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90% Off Weight-Loss Program

Most people could “stand to lose a few,” whether they’re above their ideal weight or just carrying too many puppies. Shed pounds with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • for four weeks of B12 injections with a consult and weekly whole-body vibration sessions (5 value)
  • for six weeks of B12 injections with a consult and weekly whole-body vibration sessions (5 value)

An initial consultation includes a body-composition analysis to establish a baseline of clients’ wellness. Vitamin B12 injections are administered weekly to support the metabolism and whole-body vibration sessions additionally help burn calories.

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Up to 45% Off Elevated Cuisine at Silo Elevated Cuisine

Oysters are said to be an aphrodisiac, much like a bottle of red wine or a powerful brain visibly pulsing beneath a skull. Start the evening off right with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • for worth of dinner for two
  • for 0 worth of dinner for four
  • View the dinner menu

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Up to 55% Off a Synthetic-Blend Oil Change

Like toothbrushes and American vice presidents, motor oil is best changed every three months. Keep the engine of democracy running smoothly with this Groupon.

for a Synthetic-Blend Oil Change (Up to a Value)

Technicians install a new oil filter and pour in up to four quarts of synthetic-blend oil. They then perform a 32-point inspection before topping off fluids and refilling tires. Front and back windows bask in a sudsy wash, while dabs of synthetic grease lubricate lock hinges. Clients may opt to upgrade to 100% synthetic Amsoil at the time of service for an additional fee.

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Glamour Shots – Up to 96% Off Photo Shoots

Before high heels and lacy underthings, a vixen was a fabled reindeer that flew a sleigh and posed part-time for tractor ads. Unleash your inner antlers with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

for a boudoir photography package (a 4.95 total value)

  • Aesthetic consultation with airbrush makeup and hair styling (a .95 value)
  • Three wardrobe changes
  • 2- to 2.5-hour photo shoot with 40–50 poses and a DVD slideshow of images (a 0 value)
  • Digitally retouched 8″x10″ print (a 5 value)

for a boudoir, family, individual, or kids photography package (a 8.95 value)

  • Aesthetic consultation with two airbrush makeup applications and hair styling (a .95 value)
  • Three wardrobe changes
  • 2- to 2.5-hour photo shoot with 40–50 poses and a DVD slideshow of images (a 0 value)
  • Digitally retouched 10″x13″ print (a 9 value)

Before each 2- to 2.5-hour photo session, clients consult with professional hair and makeup artists to design and execute a personalized look. As shutters snap, photographers specializing in portraiture coach clients through poses or games of Simon Says. Immediately after the session, clients can view a slideshow of their proofs and order their favorite print. After digital specialists soften facial lines, whiten teeth, brighten eyes, and remove minor blemishes, a professional photography lab prints orders on Kodak paper. Prints are generally available 10-14 days after photo sessions. On the day of the shoot, clients enjoy a 30–60% discount on additional prints or products such as greeting cards, calendars, and kids’ storybooks. Boudoir photo shoots are for one person, but the family, individual, and kids packages can be for however many people you want, as long as they fit in frame.

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Up to 60% Off Permanent Makeup

Permanent makeup stays in place even after crying at a wedding or dunking your face in the punch bowl. Keep it together with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • for permanent eyeliner for the upper or lower lids (a 0 value)
  • 9 for permanent eyeliner for the upper and lower lids, or permanent shaded brow (a 0 value)

Permanent eyeliner, applied to the client’s preferred thickness, length, and color, highlights and emphasizes the eyes. Patrons can request dual tones, accents, eye-shadow slabs, or other fetching additions. Appointments take between 90 minutes and two hours, and each visit includes a consultation.

Web content related to this deal may contain graphic adult imagery unsuitable for minors or workplace viewing.

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Up to 92% Off a Chiropractic Package

The human skeleton gives the body structure, preventing us from looking like sacks filled with creamed corn. Stand up for yourself with this Groupon.

for a Chiropractic Package (Up to 6 Value)

  • Comprehensive exam and evaluation (up to a 0 value)
  • Mechanical traction (a value), used to relieve aches in the legs, lower back, neck, and arms
  • Electrical stimulation (a value), which sends gentle pulses into areas with chronic pain to stimulate the body’s natural healing mechanisms
  • Hot and cold pack (a value)
  • Two cervical x-rays, if necessary (a value)
  • Lumbar x-rays, if necessary (an value)
  • Report of findings (a value)
  • Complimentary 60-minute massage

Lisa Soto, MT043473; Ofelia Cruz, MT105362

United Chiropractic’s website

Pecan Valley Chiropractic’s website

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82% Off at Hampton Bodywerks Massage Spa

Everybody unwinds from a stressful day differently—some people get a massage, whereas others watch flames engulf a big pile of tires. Let tension melt away with this Groupon.

The Deal

for an aromatherapy massage package (0 total value)

  • 75-Minute Swedish, deep-tissue, Balinese, or T’ai Chi Chuan massage (5 value)
  • Aromatherapy ( value)

Click here for a description of each massage service.

Hampton Bodywerks Massage Spa Establishment License #: ME2666

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Up to 85% Off Body-Contouring Services

The aging process slows down when you get a body wrap, just as the legal process slows down when you shout, “No, Your Honor, you’re out of order!” instead of just reading the verdict. Hold cellulite in contempt with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • 9 for two Lipo-Light sessions and one anti-cellulite body wrap (1 value)
  • 9 for four Lipo-Light sessions and two anti-cellulite body wraps (,502 value)
  • 9 for six Lipo-Light sessions and three anti-cellulite body wraps (,253 value)

In a 20-minute session, multi-wavelength Lipo-Light works to eliminate glycerol and fatty acids, removing them from the body through the lymphatic system. Immediately afterward, a 10-minute session on a full-body vibration unit aims to help the body burn through fat cells.

New Life Wellness & Skincare’s body wraps can help clients lose 4–14 inches with the help of a detoxifying herbal formula. After being wrapped by an expert aesthetician, patients relax as the treatment works to expel toxins and smooth cellulite by cleansing the body’s internal systems. Because this isn’t a wrap that expels water from the body, the weight-loss results are seen in about 72 hours and there aren’t any dehydrating side effects.

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jcp portraits – Up to 83% Off Photo Shoots

Family portraits are great for remembering special occasions, such as the arrival of a new baby or that time everyone just happened to wear the same pantsuit. Capture the moment with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

for photo-shoot package with prints and Images CD (up to a 5 total value)

  • Two traditional photo sheets. Each sheet available as one 10″x13″, one 8″x10″, two 5″x7″s, four 3.5″x5″, or eight wallets, and each sheet can be a different pose.
  • A high-resolution CD with three images
  • Includes sitting fees for all participants in the shoot
  • 30% off all additional portrait purchases, including photo greeting cards

for a photo-shoot package with gallery wrap (up to a 0 total value)

  • 16”x20” gallery-wrap wall portrait
  • Includes sitting fees for all participants in the shoot
  • 30% off all additional portrait purchases, including full-session Images CD and photo greeting cards

The value of this Groupon is based off of sitting fees being included for four, but can be used for any number of participants. Sitting fees are waived for all participants.

jcp portraits

For decades, jcpenney portraits has welcomed families into its friendly studios, where photographers expertly photograph subjects of any age. Digital cameras, professional lighting, and a wide selection of backgrounds all work together to ensure a polished, personalized look for every family portrait, school picture, business headshot, or baby announcement. To customize the session even more, the staff also encourages guests to incorporate items with special meaning such as a baby blanket, a family heirloom, or the wishbone from grandma’s first Thanksgiving.

After the final flash, clients and a team member head to the viewing kiosk, where they can select their photos and customize them. Beyond prints, memories may also be preserved on high-resolution MyImages CDs, gallery wraps, or through jcp portraits’ archival program, which allows clients to store and share their portraits online.

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Up to 35% Off Trail Ride at Hollow Tree Ranch

Horses are some of the most perceptive animals, as evidenced by the saying, “You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t explain his intimate knowledge of your childhood fears.” Tap into equine insight with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • for a 60-minute guided trail ride for two ( value)
  • 7 for a 60-minute guided trail ride for four (0 value)

Trail rides take participants on a guided tour along winding Hill Country paths, allowing them to breathe in the wilderness air and catch glimpses of wildlife. Guides train their groups in basic riding techniques and outfit horses with Western bridles, harnesses, and fitted stetson hats. Upon return to the ranch, participants can work with guides to clean their horses and lead them back to the stables.

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84% Off Spider-Vein Treatments

Spider veins are one of those things that you don’t want your friends to see, like your collection of porcelain dolls that you’ve pasted pictures of their faces on. Erase the evidence with this Groupon.

for Two Sclerotherapy Treatments (0 Value)

After Dr. Martin Franklin recommends the number and type of treatments needed to fully alleviate your symptoms—patients typically require a total of three to five treatments—your limbs will be turned over to the capable hands of one of his certified technicians. Much like wrestling with a lightning bolt, receiving sclerotherapy may cause a slight burning sensation, but the treatment is safe and effective for virtually all skin types and requires no anesthesia.

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Up to 50% Off Day at Indoor Playground

Kids are better than adults at learning gymnastics because they’re more flexible and gravity hasn’t had as much time to build up ill will toward them. Stick it to gravity with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • for two all-day passes (up to a value)
  • for four all-day passes (up to an value)

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Up to 56% Off at AMF Bowling Co.

Bowling is better with friends, as you have someone there to talk to between turns and to watch your back when pins decide they’ve had enough. Bring some backup with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • for two hours of bowling and shoe rental for two (up to value)
  • for two hours of bowling and shoe rental for four (up to value)
  • for two hours of bowling and shoe rental for six (up to value)

Prices vary by location. Not valid until 24 hours after purchase.

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Up to 50% Off at Texas Archery Academy

Choose from Three Options

  • for a one-hour Discover Archery session for one ( value)
  • for a one-hour Discover Archery session for two ( value)
  • for a one-hour Discover Archery session for four ( value)

Instructors introduce beginning archers in hour-long sessions to fundamental safety and shooting before participants take on arcade-like practice. All equipment is included and reservations are not required. Classes for this Groupon are held hourly, but times vary by location. Gault Ln. operates Tuesday–Friday from noon–6:00 p.m. and Saturday from 9 a.m.–5 p.m. Gass Rd. operates on Saturday only from 9:00am-5:00pm.

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79% Off At-Home Teeth Whitening

Having white teeth is part of the American dream, along with having two beautiful, self-sufficient toddlers. Have something to smile about with this Groupon.

for a Premium Home Teeth-Whitening Kit (6.95 value)

The Premium Home Teeth-Whitening Kit includes: 

  • One set of upper and lower thermoforming mouth trays
  • 7–14 daily whitening applications
  • 3ml of remineralizing gel
  • Blue-LED accelerator light
  • Mouth tray storage box
  • Stylish, zippered travel bag

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Up to 63% Off at Vitality Massage Therapy

Massage is a safer way to work out knots than lying on the floor of your car and working the pedals with your hands to drive over speed bumps. Slow down stress with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

for a couples bliss package (0 total value). Each person receives the following:

  • One-hour custom massage in couples’ room (a value)
  • Hot stones (a value)
  • Foot scrub (a value)
  • Mini facial (a value)

for a massage and facial package for one (5 total value)

  • One-hour custom massage in private room (a value)
  • Mini facial (a value)

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84% Off Classes at TBC CrossFit

Although inflatable muscle suits are easy to apply and double as flotation devices, natural brawn actually lifts heavy objects and doesn’t deflate when given a routine allergy shot. Blow up your fitness routine with this Groupon.

The Deal

  • for three months of unlimited crossfit with one 3-hour intro course (5 value)

During CrossFit classes, instructors help clients wield barbells, kettle bells, sandbags, medicine balls, and body-weight resistance to safely mold muscles through functional movements such as squats and deadlifts. Classes change routines regularly in order to keep muscular adaptation at bay.

All students must begin with the free CrossFit fundamentals class, which takes place every other Saturday from 12 p.m. to 3 p.m. During the class, instructors oversee newbies’ technique to ensure safe execution of CrossFit’s foundational exercises. Each class is limited to 40 people and is subject to availability. After completing the fundamentals class, students are free to attend regular CrossFit classes. Click here for the schedule.

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Up to 61% Off Haircut and Color Packages

Getting a haircut is a great way to update your look and remind your hair that any resistance will be met with swift and brutal justice. Keep it in line with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • for a haircut and conditioning treatment (a value)
  • for a haircut, conditioning treatment, and single-process color or partial highlights (a 5 value)
  • for a haircut, conditioning treatment, and full highlights and color (a 5 value)

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Up to 77% Off Chemical Peels and Skin Analysis

To determine a tree’s age you have to saw it in half, but that’s not necessary with people, since most of them will just tell you before it comes to that. Keep your age a secret with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • for two chemical peels and a Visia complexion consultation (a 0 value)
  • for four chemical peels and a Visia complexion consultation (a 0 value)

A seasoned staffer performs the chemical peel. The peel can improve the appearance and texture of the complexion by shedding the outer layer of cells to reveal younger, smoother skin less affected by wrinkles, sun damage, or acne. Clients may experience peeling or redness after the treatment. The Visia complexion consultation identifies clients’ skin types, determining the best treatments and skincare regimens for each individual.

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Up to 40% Off at Babe’s Old Fashioned Hamburgers

Restaurants increasingly provide information about the beef they serve, such as whether it was grass fed and if that grass was nourished with delicious beef. Know what you’re eating with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • .50 for worth of burgers and pizza
  • for two Groupons, each good for worth of burgers and pizza fare ( total value)
  • See the menu

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Up to 77% Off Laser Hair Removal

Hair removal gives shiftless lasers a creative outlet during their spare time, which would otherwise be spent harassing cats and blinding the Hubble Space Telescope. Give a beam a new purpose with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • for three laser hair-removal treatments on a small or medium area (up to7 value)
  • 9 for three laser hair-removal sessions on a large area (up to 7 value)

As an added bonus, Groupon customers receive 20% off lipoden, teeth whitening, botox, or facial and massage packages if scheduled before the last laser-hair removal treatment.

Using the Lyra I Laserscope system, technicians help to eliminate hair growth. The number of treatments required varies, and sessions should be scheduled within a few weeks in order to catch follicles in different growth cycles. Click here for a list of treatment areas.

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Up to 51% Off Automotive Window Tinting

Tinted windows prevent bright sunlight from damaging your car’s upholstery and pale moonlight from making you fall in love with your steering column. Avoid glares with this Groupon.

Choose from Five Options

  • for window tinting for two vehicle doors ( value)
  • for full window tinting for a two-door coupe (9 value)
  • for full window tinting for a four-door car (9 value)
  • 9 for full window tinting for a mini SUV or minivan (9 value)
  • 9 for full window tinting for a large SUV (9 value)

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Up to 57% Off Permanent Eyeliner

The failure to remove makeup before bed leaves women with raccoon eyes—a generally undesirable feature that’s coveted only by zombie-movie extras, major-league outfielders, and fertile raccoons. Take the smudge out of your routine with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • for permanent upper- or lower-lid eyeliner (a 9 value)
  • 9 for permanent upper- and lower-lid eyeliner (a 0 value)

A meticulous makeup artist applies SofTap liner during appointments that last about an hour per side.

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Up to 50% Off European Fare at Crumpets Restaurant & Bakery

Dining etiquette requires one to use a soupspoon for gazpacho, a dessertspoon for crème brûlée, and chopsticks for fitting in when dining with walrus. Learn to harness an arsenal of utensils with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • .50 for worth of European cuisine and nonalcoholic beverages, valid Sunday–Thursday
  • .50 for worth of European cuisine and nonalcoholic beverages, valid Friday and Saturday
  • See the lunch and dinner menus

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87% Off Take-Home Teeth-Whitening Kit

A focused beam of light can do many things, from whitening teeth to murdering a terrifying shadow puppet. Brighten up with this Groupon.

The Deal

  • for a take-home teeth-whitening kit (9 value)

The kit includes:

  • One set of upper and lower thermoforming whitening trays
  • Enough bleaching gel for 7–14 daily whitening applications
  • 3 milliliters of remineralizing gel
  • Free lifetime bleaching gel refills
  • One blue-LED accelerator light
  • One tray-storage case
  • Stylish travel case

Aided by beams of blue LED light, this specially formulated whitening gel erases signs of cigarettes, coffee, and wine. Each treatment takes 30–60 minutes, and teeth may appear between 7 and 12 shades lighter.

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Up to 50% Off Painting Class

Creating a 2-D rendition on canvas requires either the ability to masterfully wield a paintbrush or the strength to flatten a fruit bowl. Discover your artful brawn with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • for a 1.5-hour children’s painting class ( value)
  • for a 3-hour adult BYOB painting class ( value)

During painting classes for all age groups, students follow along with instructors, creating a predetermined subject with supplied materials while socializing and stretching artistic muscles. Kids’ classes, available for ages 4–6 or 7–12, teach children how to render cartoon sheep, flowers, mustaches, and more. Three-hour BYOB classes for adults might result in a peacock, Tuscan villa, or some other creation. Throughout the session, participants can munch their own snacks, and adults can sip home-brought wine from provided glassware. See the full schedule for available class times and subjects.

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Up to 51% Off BYOB Painting Class for One or Two

Art explores the great mysteries of the world, such as the secret of Mona Lisa’s smile and why the Renaissance was swarming with winged babies. Delve into the unknown with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • for a three-hour BYOB painting class for one (a value)
  • for a three-hour BYOB painting class for two (an value)

Groups of up to 13 students can reproduce a preselected image such as a landscape of fall trees, a still life of a fruit bowl, or Van Gogh’s Starry Night Over the Rhone. Regularly scheduled adult painting classes include paints and supplies, and encourage imbibing self-brought wine and beer.

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Up to Half Off a Guided Ghost Tour

Ghosts roam the earth to complete unfinished tasks, such as making peace with a loved one or picking up the dry cleaning. Witness the errands of the undead with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • for a guided ghost tour for two (up to a value)
  • for a guided ghost tour for four (up to a value)

In the 90-minute Ghosts & Legends of San Antonio tour, storyteller Randy introduces groups to southern Texas’s spooky folklore during a nearly 1-mile jaunt past regional landmarks. Departing nightly at 9 p.m. from the gazebo adjacent to the Menger Hotel, tours glide past the stomping grounds of the terrifying Donkey Lady and the wailing La Llorona. As the historical and cultural narrative draws to a close, the ghoulish evening wraps up with a visit to unmarked graves on the Alamo’s hallowed grounds.
Guests of all ages are welcome on this family-friendly tour. Children aged 6 or younger are free.

Though this merchant sometimes offers a discounted price online, this Groupon is still the best deal available.

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Up to 57% Off a Double-Decker Bus Tour

Tours are an ideal way to learn more about a new city without resorting to drastic measures such as running for mayor. Get acquainted with this Groupon.

Choose from Five Options

  • for a double-decker bus tour for two (up to a value)
  • for a double-decker bus tour for a family of two adults and three children (a value)
  • for a double-decker bus tour for four (up to an value)
  • for a double-decker bus tour for six (up to a 2 value)
  • for a double-decker bus tour for ten (a 0 value)

Visitors hop on 50-minute tours departing every 20- to 30-minutes from the Alamo Plaza bus stop near the Menger Hotel, choosing whether to de-board at Market Square or HemisFair Park / Tower of the Americas stop. Tours run from 9:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. daily, and each ticket is valid for 24 hours.

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Up to 63% Off Massages or Reflexology Packages

It can be tough to relax, between work, family, and the unrealistic nighttime demands of your horse-headed dream boss. Escape with this Groupon.

Choose from Five Options

  • for one 30-minute acupressure chair package ( value)
  • for one 40-minute reflexology package ( value)
  • for three 40-minute reflexology packages (7 value)
  • for one 60-minute acupressure relaxing package( value)
  • for three 60-minute acupressure relaxing packages(7 value)

Each reflexology package includes an organic herb foot soak and hot pad, essential oils, hand and arm acupressure, and foot reflexology. Detoxifying gua sha therapy is optional.

Yumei Jin, MT118124

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Up to 50% Off Tex-Mex Food at Marianito’s Extreme Tex-Mex Grill

The burrito has been the most portable food ever since they stopped making skateboards entirely out of pizza. Grab some grub and keep moving with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • for worth of Tex-Mex food for two
  • for worth of Tex-Mex food for four
  • See the entire menu

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Up to 51% Off Kayak Tour

Helicopter pilots are in constant danger of action stars climbing aboard their craft and throwing them out; kayakers, however, need only fear falling helicopter pilots. Steer an unstealable vessel with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • for a two-hour guided Mission Reach kayak tour for one (a value)
  • for a two-hour guided Mission Reach kayak tour for two (a 0 value)

A professional guide outfits adventurers with kayaks, paddles, and personal flotation devices for a leisurely paddle along the waters of the San Antonio River’s Mission Reach portion. The trip covers a total of 1.6 miles and takes an easy pace to accommodate all experience and skill levels.

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Up to 58% Off Tune-Up at Bike City

Like the Tin Man, bikes need to be properly lubed, or they’ll break down on long journeys and be carried away by flying monkeys.

Choose Between Two Options

  • for a standard tune-up, which includes brake adjustments, an inspection of cables, chains, wheels, and pedals, tire inflation, minor wheel truing, headset tightening, and a final test drive (.99 value)
  • for a major tune-up, which includes everything in the standard tune-up plus a bike clean and polish, chain and cable lube, and crank cleaning (.99 value)

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45% Off at Garbanzo Mediterranean Grill

Mediterranean restaurants adhere closely to tradition, thanks to the generations of poets who memorized and recited takeout menus in public squares. Enjoy an oral tradition with this Groupon.

The Deal

  • for worth of Mediterranean cuisine

Customers custom-build their meals starting with picking an entree type; followed by a protein, which include chicken, steak, falafel, and portobello mushrooms; and then sauces. Vegan and gluten-free options are also available.

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Up to 64% Off at Kiddie Park

A ferris wheel’s circular movement emulates life’s highs and lows, just as its regular pauses symbolize life’s commercial breaks. Enjoy metaphorical movement with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • for four unlimited ride bands and two medium popcorns ( value)
  • for four unlimited ride bands and 50 ride tickets (2 value)
  • for ride bands for four kids, valid for one day of unlimited rides ( value)

Recommended for children aged 1–12.

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49% Off Wine-Country Cuisine at 20Nine Restaurant and Wine Bar

Almost as pleasurable as a restaurant’s food are the little rituals that go along with it: perusing the menu, anticipating the meal, and hiding under the table and grabbing passing waiters by their ankles. Drink in the whole experience with this Groupon.

The Deal

  • for worth of wine-country cuisine at dinner
  • Click to see the full menu.

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Up to 63% Off at Predator Paintball

Paintball hurts less than you think it will, like getting your first haircut or admitting that you don’t love Denise. Be brave with this Groupon.

Choose from Four Options

  • for a paintball rental package for one ( value)
  • for a paintball rental package for two ( value)
  • for a paintball rental package for four ( value)
  • for a paintball rental package for six (4 value)

This deal includes admission and gear, but it does not include marballizer paintballs.

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Up to 75% Off Laser Toenail-Fungus Treatment

The foot holds more nerve endings than any other part of the body, which is why stubbing your toe is the worst way to die. Watch your step with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • 5 for laser toenail-fungus removal on one foot (a 0 value)
  • 0 for laser toenail-fungus removal for both feet (a ,000 value)

During the 30-minute procedure, a certified laser technician uses the FDA approved GenesisPlus laser to target fungal growth in the nail and nail bed of the foot. Patients see results when a healthy new nail begins to grow.

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Up to 52% Off at Gordiany’s Hair Studio

Haircuts were invented in response to a devastating shrub shortage, which left elite topiary-trimming schools scrambling for practice materials. Update your head-leaves with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • for a women’s haircut (a value)
  • for a women’s haircut, deep-conditioning treatment, and full hightlights or ombre highlights (a 0 value)
  • for a men’s haircut (a value)

Highlights option can be used for full highlights or ombre.

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Up to 77% Off Haircut or Eyelash Extensions

Outer beauty makes you look great in photographs, but only inner beauty can make you look great in x-rays. Look great in any light with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • for a women’s haircut with a shampoo and blow-dry ( value)
  • for one set of eyelash extensions (5 value)

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Up to 48% Off Mexican Food at Tink-A-Tako

It’s easy to transport yourself south of the border—just visit a Mexican restaurant or hit the “Mexico” button hidden inside every car’s glove box. Escape with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • for worth of Mexican food
  • for worth of Mexican food for four or more

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Up to 74% Off Haircut and Color Packages

A new haircut helps you stand out in the eyes of a special someone, especially if you sprinkle your old hair in funny places around their house. Change it up with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • a haircut ( value), style ( value), and deep-conditioning treatment ( value; 5 total value)
  • for a haircut, style, deep-conditioning treatment, and full color or partial highlights ( value; 0 total value)
  • for a haircut, style, deep-conditioning treatment, and full highlights ( value; 0 total value)

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Up to 63% Off Vehicle Maintenance

Taking care of a car is important because it maximizes your investment and is the only thing that dads will ever respect. Drive on with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • for one oil change, including a filter (a .11 value)
  • for three oil changes, including filters (a .33 value)
  • for a computer diagnostic, tire rotation, and oil change (a .11 value)

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40% Off Italian Cuisine at Spaghetti Warehouse

Dining out is a treasured American tradition, along with pizza, baseball, and never bringing up the Truman administration when Grandpa is at the dinner table. Focus on the food with this Groupon.

The Deal

  • for worth of Italian cuisine
  • See the menu here.
  • Dads eat free lasagna or spaghetti with meatballs on Father’s Day.

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Up to 79% Off Yoga, Pilates, Zumba, or Booty Barre Classes

Yoga is a much easier way to exercise both mind and body than testing Einstein’s theory of relativity by racing a beam of light. Travel at lithe speed with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • for 10 yoga, pilates, Zumba, or booty barre classes (0 value)
  • for 20 yoga, pilates, Zumba, or booty barre classes (5 value)
  • Click here to see the schedule of classes.

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Up to Half Off Latin Cuisine at La Paloma Riverwalk

It’s always inadvisable to bite the hand that feeds you, especially since it’s usually your own hand and the food is on the fork part anyway. Sink your teeth into this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • for toward lunch for two or more
  • for toward lunch for four or more
  • for toward dinner for four or more
  • See the lunch and dinner menus

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Up to 83% Off AC- or Heating-System Tune-Ups

Regulating the temperature in a home can be difficult, especially if your spouse is a snowman or the logical opposite of a snowman—a fireman. Warm their heart with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

for choice of one of the following (up to a 9 value):

  • Precision tune-up and cleaning of an air-conditioning or heating system
  • Water heater tune-up with a sediment flush and water quality test

for choice of one of the following (up to a 8 value):

  • Precision tune-up and cleaning of an air-conditioning or heating system and an energy efficiency inspection
  • Water heater tune-up with a sediment flush and water quality test an a whole-house plumbing inspection

During the optional plumbing inspection, a technician will check drains, emergency shut offs, and washing machine hoses. They’ll also test toilets, water pressure, and water heater temperature, and check the burner, pilot light, or other heating elements of your water heater. During the optional energy-efficiency inspection, the technician checks the duct system for air leaks, tears, and blockages. The tech will also inspect the attic’s insulation levels and the overall efficiency of the AC or heating system. Groupon holders will get a credit on any repairs necessary or a 0 credit for a replacement system.

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Up to 89% Off Chiropractic Package

Regular chiropractic checkups help ensure good posture, as does standing with your back to someone who keeps poking your spine and whispering, “I’m the posture police.” Feel less manipulated with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • for a basic chiropractic package with one adjustment (a value; a 0 total value)
  • for a deluxe chiropractic package with three adjustments (a 0 value; a 0 total value)

Both packages include an exam (a value) and spine and neck x-rays (a 0 value). Check out the clinic’s website for information on what to expect during your first visit.

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Up to 68% Off IPL Photofacials at Nova Aesthetics

Choose from Three Options

  • for one IPL photofacial (a 0 value)
  • 9 for two IPL photofacials (a 0 value)
  • 9 for three IPL photofacials (a 0 value)

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84% Off at Kris Dental

Dental cleaning involves a lot of tooth polishing and plaque removal, unlike professional boxing, which involves a lot of plaque polishing and tooth removal. Get a heavyweight cleaning with this Groupon.

for a Dental Checkup (5 Total Value)

  • Exam and x-rays (a 0 value)
  • Basic cleaning (a 5 value)

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Up to 53% Off Haircuts and Color at Styles by Nati

Hair never stops growing, like fingernails or a distrust of that shifty-eyed cat in the corner. Cut it off with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • for a haircut, blow-dry, and style (a value)
  • for a haircut, blow-dry, style, and full color or partial highlights (a 5 value)
  • for a haircut, blow-dry, style, and full highlights (a 5 value)

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Up to 78% Off Massage

A massage is a pleasant ending to a tough day, much like getting an aisle seat on a life raft. Take a load off with this Groupon.

The Deal

  • for a 75-minute Swedish, deep-tissue, balinese, jamu, easlen, or nemby massage with aromatherapy (a 0 total value)

Don Hampton, MT031415

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San Antonio Scorpions – Up to 48% Off Soccer Match

In much of the world, soccer is known as football and the American president is referred to as The Ameriking. Embrace cultural differences without using your hands with this GrouponLive deal.

The Deal

Games and Dates

  • Against the Tampa Bay Rowdies on Saturday, May 3, at 7:30 p.m.
  • Against the Carolina RailHawks on Saturday, May 10, at 7:30 p.m.
  • Against FC Edmonton on Saturday, May 17, at 7:30 p.m.
  • Against the Fort Lauderdale Strikers on Saturday, June 7, at 7:30 p.m.

Seating Options

  • for two tickets for sideline east seating in sections 121,122, 128, or 129 (a .30 value)
  • for two tickets for sideline west seating in sections 101,102, 108, or 109 (a value)

The Scouting Report

As the 2014 spring season heats up, the Scorpions are poised to sting, perched in fifth place in the NASL after splitting their first two games of the season with a win and a loss. The club will look to exceed last year’s successful spring campaign, when they climbed to third place with a 6–2–4 record. Matches against the RailHawks and the Strikers—ranked third and fourth in the league, respectively—give the Scorpions a chance to ascend the standings without having to craft a pulley system with the laces of their cleats.

San Antonio Scorpions

Founded in 2010, the San Antonio Scorpions wasted no time digging their pincers into the North American Soccer League standings; in 2012, they finished first overall and advanced to the semi-finals. Yet despite their quick success on the pitch, the Scorpions have arguably made a bigger impact off of it: all profits from the team’s operations go toward funding Morgan’s Wonderland, a colorful amusement park in Longhorn Quarry designed for people with (and without) special needs. The idea stems from team owner, businessman, and philanthropist Gordon Hartman, who builds support for Morgan’s Wonderland via the Scorpions’ “Soccer for a Cause” program. In 2012, the team’s efforts were noticed by Toyota, who committed to sponsoring a new stadium. Completed for the 2013 season, the result of that commitment currently boasts a seating capacity of 8,000 with plans to expand as large as 18,000, so long as fan support continues to grow enough and the chair saplings take root in the concrete.

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Up to 74% Off Kickboxing Packages

Kickboxing classes are gaining popularity because of its high-energy sessions, full-body workout, and the rising threat of prizefighter-kangaroo encounters. Prepare your body for physical feats and marsupial feet with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • for 4 kickboxing classes with a 40-minute personal-training session and a pair of boxing gloves (a 5 value)
  • for 10 kickboxing classes with a 40-minute personal-training session and a pair of boxing gloves (a 5 value)

Instructors guide glove-clad members through a high-energy regimen that culls moves from boxing and martial-arts-infused kickboxing. During each full-body workout, participants assault heavy bags with all four limbs, working arm, leg, buttock, and core muscles while expending calories and improving balance. Click here for each location’s class schedule.

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Half Off Deluxe Shellac Applications

Shellac is useful because it decorates the most disgusting, vile parts of the body—the fingers and toes. Make your digits bearable with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • for one deluxe Shellac applications for fingers and toes (a value)
  • for two deluxe Shellac applications for fingers and toes (a 0 value)

During the Shellac application, a technician files and shapes nails before tending to cuticles. Shellac polish is then applied and cured with a special lamp that helps it stay in place for up to two weeks without chipping.

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89% Off Photo Shoot & Pictures

Pictures are worth a thousand words, which is why the illustrated edition of Ulysses is only 200 pages long. Snap a portrait of the artist in your life with this Groupon.

for a Photo Shoot with Eight Portrait Sheets (4 Value)

  • One in-studio photo shoot
  • Eight portrait sheets containing 1 10″x13″ print, 1 8″x10″ print, 4 5″x7″ prints, 10 4″x6″ prints, and 16 wallet prints

Click here for answers to frequently asked questions.

After the shoot, clients pick one pose to be immortalized on the photo sheets, which will be ready for pickup in approximately one hour.

Groupon purchasers will also have the opportunity to receive an additional discount on 12″x24″ Duet or Trilogy frames and half off a High-Resolution CD containing session images. CD discount taken off list price.

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Up to 58% Off Eyelash Extensions at Salon Flor

Long eyelashes have a number of uses, from giving butterfly kisses to shooing away actual butterflies that try to drink your eye juice. Make a heart flutter with this Groupon.

Choose from Four Options

  • for a full set of natural basic eyelash extensions with up to 30 lashes per eye (0 value) with sealer ( value; 0 total value)
  • for a full set of natural basic eyelash extensions with sealer (0 value) and fill-ins ( value; 0 total value)
  • for a full set of Glam Girl eyelash extensions with up to 45 lashes per eye (5 value) and sealer ( value; 5 total value)
  • 9 for a full set of Glam Girl eyelash extensions with sealer (5 value) and fill-ins ( value; 0 total value)

Extensions include sealer to firmly affix individual extensions to existing lashes for a longer, fuller look that doesn’t require mascara. An optional fill-in should occur two–three weeks after the initial appointment.

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Up to 60% Off Eye or Contact-Lens Exam

The most coveted level of vision is 20/20, which means you can correctly identify 20 out of 20 swear words on the optometrist’s eye chart. Focus on what matters with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • for a comprehensive routine eye exam ( value)
  • for a basic contact-lens exam with an optional astigmatism or multifocal exam (up to 9 value)

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Up to 56% Off at Arthur Murray Dance Center

Dancing is a healthy way to physically connect to someone, preferable to giving them a painful bear hug or sewing your head onto their body. Get cheek-to-cheek with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

  • for four beginner’s ballroom dance classes for one (a value)
  • for four beginner’s ballroom dance classes for two (a value)
  • for eight beginner’s ballroom dance classes for one (an value)

Beginner’s group ballroom dance classes take place on Wednesday and Friday evenings. They are referred to as Foundation classes on the schedule.

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Up to 48% Off Barbecue at Fatso’s Sports Garden

Like a locked steamer trunk in an attic, barbecue recipes are better when they contain a closely guarded family secret. Finally taste the truth with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

for a barbecue meal (up to .95 total value), which includes:

  • 1 pound of mesquite-smoked brisket (.99 value)
  • 1 pound of Opa’s Hill Country smoked sausage (.99 value)
  • A grilled half chicken (.99 value)
  • 1 quart of potato salad (.99 value)
  • 1 quart of beans (.99)

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Up to 57% Off River Tubing from Landa River Trips

The call of the wild is like a call from an elderly grandparent: though you can’t quite make out what’s being said, you feel better about yourself when you answer. Pick up nature’s phone with this Groupon.

Choose from Four Options

  • for tube rental and all-day shuttle passes for two ( value)
  • for tube rental with coolers and all-day shuttle passes for two ( value)
  • for tube rental and all-day shuttle passes for four ( value)
  • for tube rental with coolers and all-day shuttle passes for four ( value)

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44% Off Pizzeria Cuisine at Stout’s Pizza Co.

People love pizza because its circular shape satisfies every human’s primal urge to devour the planet Earth. Dig into the crust with this Groupon.

The Deal

  • for worth of pizzeria cuisine
  • Click to see the menu

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Fred Astaire Dance Studios – Up to 75% Off

Dance is considered the body’s language, which is why Morse code messages are always relayed by tap dancers. Decode rhythms with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

  • for two private dance lessons and one group lesson (a 0 value)
  • for three private dance lessons and two group lessons (a 5 value)

For private sessions, students saunter onto the dance floor for instruction with an energetic teacher. They then take their ballroom dance steps to a group session, where they adeptly twirl and glide alongside fellow students.

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